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Underworld: Evolution

Movie Trailer Review - 11/28/2005
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There was really only one reason to see the original Underworld; that reason was Kate Beckinsale in skin tight black leather. The same remains true for Underworld: Evolution. Kate Bekinsale will once again be flaunted across the screen in a skin tight outfit, which suits me just fine, and this time it appears as though there will be twice as many explosions and twice as many low angle shots from behind Kate.

In addition to all that, there is a 1 second clip of Kate Beckinsale unzipping her suit/outfit/thing which I’m sure every male who views this trailer hopes to god will be expanded into at least a one minute clip, which, considering the movie is still listed as “not yet rated” is still a remote possibility.

Honestly, there isn’t much more to say about this movie. Kate Beckinsale in leather is basically the main selling point. Therefore, let me reiterate the fact:

Kate Beckinsale will be wearing a tight black leather outfit in this movie, and she’ll be playing a vampire. Quite honestly, it’s one of my personal goals to hook up with a hot female vampire in black leather, or at least with Kate Beckinsale dressed as a vampire…

I’ve got to go. Go ahead and watch the trailer again.

Underworld: Evolution Trailer


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